Things I am thankful for:
1. Pornography
2. Anal Sex
3. Oral Sex
4. Vaginal Intercourse
5. My Cat
6. Disease
7. War
8. Murder
9. A high Infant Mortality Rate
10. SPAM relating to the size of my penis
There are many more things that I am thankful for, but I decided to keep it short. You might think that some of these things are toungue-in-cheek, but I would never do something like that. Never. Ever.
Remember folks, the Pilgrims were right-wing religious nuts who are responsible for the death of a lot of people. Columbus was also a cruel, muderous thief. Enjoy spending time with your family and friends but try and remember that a lot of people died and lost their land so that you could do so.
Happy Thanksgiving.
1. Pornography
2. Anal Sex
3. Oral Sex
4. Vaginal Intercourse
5. My Cat
6. Disease
7. War
8. Murder
9. A high Infant Mortality Rate
10. SPAM relating to the size of my penis
There are many more things that I am thankful for, but I decided to keep it short. You might think that some of these things are toungue-in-cheek, but I would never do something like that. Never. Ever.
Remember folks, the Pilgrims were right-wing religious nuts who are responsible for the death of a lot of people. Columbus was also a cruel, muderous thief. Enjoy spending time with your family and friends but try and remember that a lot of people died and lost their land so that you could do so.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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