Today is my 28th birthday. I have no idea what I will be doing later, but I am celebrating this afternoon by taking my worst class to the homecoming pep-rally. I can only imagine how loud this is going to be. Feel free to use the comments section to either:

(a) Wish me well.
or
(b) Discuss ad nauseum how you wish I had never been born.
or
(c) Mention any sexual pervisions you have practiced over the past fortnight.

Happy Halloween everyone.