I tend to receive a lot of pornography related emails, and not necessarily at my request I may add. The last couple of days all the ones I have gotten have been related to bestiality---specifically teen girls with animals. How the hell do the people who own these sites get very pretty girls to participate in these acts. What exactly happens in the year since graduating high school that makes the former homecoming queen think; "I would really like to feel a goats horn inserted into my vagina. I bet that would feel really good." or perhaps "I once saw two pitbulls going at it and the female looked like she was having a good time. I'de really like to get screwed by a bitbull." Christ. Parents find out what your daughters are up to, find them a decent guy who will not mind their sordid past, and for God's sake get them to stop having sexual relations with animals.

I think I am becoming a hippie. Last night I watched the Wizard of Oz while listening to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. I would like to say that it is pretty damn cool. Make fun of me if you must.

I wish my God-damn glasses would show up. 2 nights ago I won "The Suspiria Limited Edition 3 disc set" on Ebay (brand new for $17.50)--I went in at the last minute and outbid some dude. Last night I was about to win Lucio Fulci's "House by the Cemetary (DVD)" when the same person I outbid for Suspiria outbid me with 30 seconds left. I think this is called "Ebay Revenge". I of course got the better deal. Plus there is another copy of that same disc("House...") by the same seller up there right now. I am checking it out. Do I want to bid? It still has 2 days and 12 hours left so I will think about it. The dude won it last night for $7.50 I want it for less.