One of my neighbors here at work is this woman who is a bit redneck. Well actually she is a lot redneck with a very thick southern drawl. Once out of nowhere this woman announced to two of our neighbors that she lost her virginity at 13. Not the kind of thing that you want to say at work. This woman was just standing up telling all of us that she wants to start a Lava Lamp Collection. She says that she needs something to make her happy as nothing else does. She also mentioned that she wants a bubble lamp and one of those lamps with the fake fish inside. Things like this I will miss. Her speech ended with her saying "Well I'm gonna go gets some decaf." I am not making this up.

As an aside she lives out in Goochland county about 20 miles from the city. It is pretty darn trashy.