The life of the unemployed

I really don't feel much like writing, but I feel a certain sense of obligation so here I am. This is what I did today:

-Woke up at 8:00 AM
-Ate a bagel with some soy cream cheese
-Watched most of Dogma
-Went back to bed at noon
-Woke up 18 minutes ago

You are all up to speed now. I hope that all of your lives are as exciting as mine.