A) The beach was lots of fun. Now I only have a 2 day work week.

B) We are going to get DSL. I know cabel is faster, but we don't have cable TV service so they want twice the cost of DSL. Forget that.

C) I just had to tell an education headhunter to get f*cked. If someone says they want to see it, I will post it here for your viewing pleasure.

D) The Weeping Radish Brewery in North Carolina makes excellent beer.