You want to get strange looks? Here is a sure-fire way: go to your local grocery store and purchase a 12 pack of PBR, Franco-American Mushroom Gravy and Vegetarian Re-Fried Beans. The checkout clerks and other shoppers look at you like you are insane.

Another great combinatiion is K-Y Jelly, Cedar Chips, an economy size box of Lifestyles condoms, and anything else. Boy does this combo turn heads. Go to Wal-Mart at 2 AM and have some fun. I have before, and certainly will again.