I just realized that it is Friday the 13th. I will pay anyone $20 to go down to the high school I was just tutoring at, dressed in a flannel and a hockey mask while holding a machete and pretend to hack up the Assistant Principal (i.e. the guy who said I was late a few times when I wasn't). I wish I could call the school and simply say: 'Jackass, I am way too anal-retentive to ever be late.' I have worked at the restaurant for a year and I have been late once, and that was due to a major traffic accident. This is the exact same attendance pattern I have demonstrated at every position I have ever held.