To cheer everyone up a bit, today was a very big day for CAB. Hey there's a major disaster--I should look up porn. Let's have a look at today's results shall we:

1. Rap and Rock Music Involving Sex and Drugs
2. Tattoo On Her Ass
3. Free Thin Waste Big Ass Pictures (Waste is actually W-A-I-S-T. Jackass.)
4. Pale Girls Getting Fucked
5. Small Waiste Big Ass (Still Got it wrong. Still a jackass. Still no pictures.)
6. Sexy Ass
7. Biggest Breats (I think you mean B_R_E_A_S_T_S, as in Mammary Glands. What the fuck is a breat? Jackass.)

Today also brought 5 more Chipendales related hits. Thank you ladies.